Nate Smith's True Stories
true story

true story

Dear everyone I work with,

finalellipsis:

anenigmawrappedinbacon:

Sincerely, I Don’t Like You.

One of my coworkers is named I Don’t Like You. True story.

In grade school I got in trouble for changing the lyrics to Yankee Doodle Dandy

thefrogman:

Just as we were settling from recess I blurted out…

“he stuck a feather in his butt and called it pooperoni!”

Sister Cathy made me write my name in cursive 30 times.

My WHOLE name. 

She knew that the lowercase M was my archnemesis.

I always added an extra thingy to it. 

Fun fact…

thefrogman:

When I am really tired, I mix up homophones. 

I don’t no why. 

deer oh dear

bestnatesmithever:

Stupid Nate Smith is Stupid.

bestnatesmithever:

Stupid Nate Smith is Stupid.

heymonster:

true story. now every time i take a sip of coffee i’m so scared there’s a spider hiding somewhere in it waiting to get in my mouth so IT CAN LAY EGGS OR SOMETHING. that spider has ruined coffee for me FOREVER.

heymonster:

true story. now every time i take a sip of coffee i’m so scared there’s a spider hiding somewhere in it waiting to get in my mouth so IT CAN LAY EGGS OR SOMETHING. that spider has ruined coffee for me FOREVER.

nickdouglas:

Reddit: I obviously was…
Z҉A҉L҉G҉O̚̕̚ Z҉A҉L҉G҉O̚̕̚ Z҉A҉L҉G҉O̚̕̚

Z҉A҉L҉G҉O̚̕̚ Z҉A҉L҉G҉O̚̕̚ Z҉A҉L҉G҉O̚̕̚

iseeyoubroughtyourbedroomeyes:

ericwhoreman:

according to scientists 105% of the people who are offended by the word “faggot” happen to be faggots. 

TRUE STORY.

it’s a true story