true story
Dear everyone I work with,
Sincerely, I Don’t Like You.
One of my coworkers is named I Don’t Like You. True story.
In grade school I got in trouble for changing the lyrics to Yankee Doodle Dandy
Just as we were settling from recess I blurted out…
“he stuck a feather in his butt and called it pooperoni!”
Sister Cathy made me write my name in cursive 30 times.
My WHOLE name.
She knew that the lowercase M was my archnemesis.
I always added an extra thingy to it.
true story. now every time i take a sip of coffee i’m so scared there’s a spider hiding somewhere in it waiting to get in my mouth so IT CAN LAY EGGS OR SOMETHING. that spider has ruined coffee for me FOREVER.
nickdouglas
iseeyoubroughtyourbedroomeyes:
according to scientists 105% of the people who are offended by the word “faggot” happen to be faggots.
TRUE STORY.
